The Greatest Male Players in Challenge History: #11- Derrick Kosinski

Michael Alvey
5 min readFeb 5, 2019

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13 Seasons: Battle of the Sexes 2, Inferno II (Final), Gauntlet II, Fresh Meat, The Duel, Inferno III (Win), The Island (Win), The Ruins (Win), Cutthroat, Dirty XXX (2nd place), All Stars (Final), All Stars 2, All Stars 3

Final Efficiency: 6/13 (46.2%)

Win Efficiency: 3/13 (23.1%)

48 Mission Wins, 12–7 Elimination Record

Individual Missions: 3.25/35.25 (1 Quad) (9.2%)

Partner Missions: 4/28 (14.3%)

Combined: 7.25/63.25 (1 Quad) (11.5%)

Average Times Voted In Per Season: .82

Seasons Making Final Going Into Minimum Amount of Elims: 3

Perhaps pound-for-pound the greatest male competitor of all time, Derrick has been proving people who underestimate him wrong his entire career.

Although he had a relatively early exit on his first season, Battle of the Sexes II (despite performing well), since then Derrick has made it to at least the final elimination in 10 of his other 12 seasons.

He made his first final with the Bad Asses on Inferno II, but Derrick established himself as a legend on Gauntlet II. After running his mouth got him thrown in to the first elimination, Derrick became the new Veterans’ captain by taking out Adam Larson in Name That Coconut. He proceeded to go on one of the most epic runs in Challenge history, knocking out Ace, Syrus and Brad — all in physical eliminations.

But he couldn’t tie Sarah Greyson’s (and eventually Wes/Casey’s and Horacio’s) record of five elimination wins in one season, falling to Timmy right before the final.

His streak of heartbreaking losses continued on Fresh Meat and The Duel. Derrick and Diem won three daily challenges on Fresh Meat, but they were sent into the last elimination by Tina/Kenny to face Darrell/Aviv, where they lost with 75 more pounds of weight than their opponents.

Derrick competed well on The Duel, including winning the tough Push Over challenge, but he again lost in heartbreaking fashion to Wes in my personal pick for the greatest elimination of all time.

He finally earned his first victory on his sixth season, The Inferno III, where he was brought in as a replacement for CT. He then won his next two seasons, joining the winning boat of Kenny, Evelyn and Johnny on The Island, then aligning with JEK to stay out of elimination throughout The Ruins.

On Cutthroat, Derrick and Johnny were essentially co-captains of the top-heavy blue team, which won just two missions. Nobody could argue Derrick’s performance was the reason for blue team’s lack of success, however, as he again was one of the best players on his team and delivered another classic highlight in his performance in the Riot Act challenge.

Derrick ended Brandon’s three-elimination winning streak in Handcuffs, but lost Pole Me Over to Tyler due to his huge size disadvantage.

After not competing for seven years, Derrick returned on Dirty 30 and didn’t miss a beat.

Once again he was one of the top competitors and stayed out of elimination for most of the game, until he was sent in by Hunter and faced Bananas in The Reel World, where he pulled out a victory. He took out Hunter and Tony in the final purge challenge, before finishing second in the final behind Jordan.

He was the only man to not go to the Redemption House the entire season (besides Nelson, who was ejected for hitting Derrick).

Derrick returned on All Stars, flying through to the final without seeing an elimination. He and Jisela couldn’t operate the canoe and got purged at the first checkpoint.

He had a great start to the season on All Stars 2, winning the opening mission with Jodi, but he was pitted against Brad and went out in episode four, the earliest he’s ever gone home.

On All Stars 3, Derrick made the Authority twice (including an improbable win in trivia) and took out MJ in elimination. But for the fourth time in his career, he lost right before the final to Nehemiah.

Despite his size, Derrick is one of the most tenacious competitors in the show’s history and has elimination wins over strong competition like Adam Larson, Syrus, Brad, Tyler, and Bananas (not to mention his epic victory over Joss on Vendettas), with his only losses coming against Timmy, Darrell/Aviv, Wes, Tyler and Nehemiah.

Politically, I think Derrick is extremely underrated. Although he had some bad moments early in his career, like blowing up in the first veteran’s deliberation on Gauntlet II which got him sent in against Adam L, and his decision to throw in Theo/Chanda blew up in his face on Fresh Meat, he eventually became an extremely stable player who usually was able to make it deep into a season without having to see an elimination.

He is sometimes called a lapdog for the JEK alliance, but since aligning with them on The Island he has been in just three eliminations on the main franchise, including earning a free pass to the finals on The Ruins. Even earlier in his career he was aligned with the big dogs, partnering with Darrell and Theo on Fresh Meat and Evan, CT and Brad on The Duel.

Derrick’s championships aren’t super impressive since they were all in team formats and he only went into a one-on-one elimination once against Davis on Inferno 3, (although he did earn his key by beating Bananas and Abe on The Island), but he has other strong seasons like Inferno II, Gauntlet II, Fresh Meat, Cutthroat and Dirty 30 to compensate.

Derrick is the most tenacious competitor in Challenge history, and with a track record that includes a three-peat in the middle of his career, he earns his spot at number 11.

Rankings

30. Turbo Çamkıran

29. Rogan O’Connor

28. Kyle Christie

27. Paulie Calafiore

26. Tyler Duckworth

25. Timmy Beggy

24. Dan Setzler

23. Cory Wharton

22. Devin Walker

21. Frank Sweeney

20. Mike Mizanin

19. Hunter Barfield

18. Theo Campbell

17. Faysal Shafaat

16. Leroy Garrett

15. Alton Williams

14. Zach Nichols

13. Abram Boise

12. Theo Vonkurnatowski

11. Derrick Kosinski

10. Brad Fiorenza

9. Darrell Taylor

8. Kenny Santucci

7. Mark Long

6. Wes Bergmann

5. Evan Starkman

4. Landon Lueck

3. Jordan Wiseley

2. Johnny Devenanzio

1. CT Tamburello

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